by Moonshiner1269 December 9, 2008
Get the Captain Jack's mug.A dirty liar who will tell you she's 13 just to sleep with you when she's really only twelve. She'll say that she loves you but really she only wants you for sex. Then she'll rip your heart out by leaving you for an older guy.
Did you get laid this weekend?
Ya, I slept with Jack's Sister!
She's just toying with you man.
She said she loved me!
She told me that to... Last weekend.
........oh.......
It's gonna be okay man... It's gonna be okay
Ya, I slept with Jack's Sister!
She's just toying with you man.
She said she loved me!
She told me that to... Last weekend.
........oh.......
It's gonna be okay man... It's gonna be okay
by Jack's Sister August 4, 2008
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The basement that belongs to the serial dog rapist who has just recently moved from the cows to the dogs which he takes from the rescue centre "to help". He is a bitter bitch and a little fuck.
by Lajos Re July 5, 2016
Get the Jack's basement mug.When you give someone muscle relaxants instead of a rufie. Then you rape them while they're still fully awake, but unable to resist.
"Uh oh, I can't move my arms or legs... did you put something in my drink?"
"Yup, and it looks like it's kicking in, so now I'm going to drag you out back and give you a Jack's Mannequin"
"God damnit! Why can't you just slip girls rufies like everyone else, you sadistic bastard?"
"Yup, and it looks like it's kicking in, so now I'm going to drag you out back and give you a Jack's Mannequin"
"God damnit! Why can't you just slip girls rufies like everyone else, you sadistic bastard?"
by Dustin Barstop April 8, 2008
Get the Jack's Mannequin mug.The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
Get the jack sparrow`s boot mug.Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.
by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019
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