jacked

when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury

that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked

by karl March 20, 2005

jacked

Military - To be given a hard time/be yelled at from a superior rank for any deficiencies in your conduct/unifrom/etc.

Man, Private Smith got jacked by Sargeant Jackson today because his kit was out of order.

by ChuckA June 30, 2005

JACKED

'JACKED' or 'TO BE JACKED' :- When kneeling and sumone puts,pours Jack Daniels and Coke down ur ass crack,which later chapps ur arse.

U see sumone kneeling and u see a bit of there ass crack. Pour jack and coke down it. They just been 'JACKED'

by THE WOLF99 September 6, 2011

jacked

1) In pennsylvania lingo means ripped, buff, etc. pretty much havin a good physique.

2) According to my cousin from Jersey, in central NJ lingo it means having fucked up teeth and having a general scummy/dirtbag appearance

Cousin: Is your friend Joe good lookin?

Me: Uh, well he is jacked.

Cousin: Ew

Me: What, you dont appreciate a nice physique?

by Russelstover August 1, 2009

jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

jacked

belligerently drunk, coming from the original jack who is always drinking spiked something. thank you jack for teaching me how to add gatorade to vodka, not the other way around, youre the man

dude, you are SO jacked

by hardcore eskimo February 4, 2005

Jacked

To rob or steal from someone. The term derives from John Dillinger's nickname: "The Jackrabbit". The term hi-jacked is also a derivative of this word.

Damn son, Yung Berg just got stole in the face and jacked for his chain. What a hoe.

by tmpen76 July 13, 2010