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terminal jackassery

When a young man deliberately agitates those around him, and cannot seem to exist without doing so.
Woman: Can you believe him? Putting ants in my hair and insisting I violently shake him to wake him up? A textbook case of terminal jackassery.
by Podium July 11, 2011
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jackassery

When a Republican Senator acts like every televised hearing is an audition for a spot on Fox News.
"I think we should recognize that the jackassery we often see around here is partly because of people mugging for short-term camera opportunities." Senator Ben Sasse (R Nebraska) speaking after Senator Ted Cruz (R Texas) at the Senate confirmation hearing for Supreme Court nominee, Ketanji Brown Jackson
by MiseryX March 23, 2022
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Jackassery

The qualities of being Tinks
Normal Person: Hi
Tinks: something stupid HAHAHAHAAHA *gasp* ahahahahahahah *asthma attack* you have to admit that was hilarious
Normal Person: That has to be some real jackassery
by Pweaw June 26, 2023
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Grade-D Jackassery

Grade-D Jackassery is Jackassery at any-level of Jackassery, while really referring to the "D", or, "Dick", and is a reference to the sexual theme of a form of Jackassery.

Grade-D Jackassery is, in essence, responding in giving your opinion of something or someone by choosing to say option "d" - all of the above, and while simultaneously saying something was kinky, or otherwise sexually themed humor.
dude 1 "Dude remember how Fred's ex girlfriend that cheated on him was all up on my jock at that party last night?"
dude 2 "Yeah she's one slatternly chick. What did you say to her anyway, she looked PISSED when she left!"
dude 1} "Hahahah, she said she thought there was something between us. I told her 'Well you THOT WRONG!' LOL."
dude 2 "Dude no way that's straight up some Grade-D Jackassery right there!"

dude 1 "Dude, guilty as charged brotha, sings in Bob-Marley tone ~I shot the sheriff ~ but I did not fux with that beezy!"
dude 2 "Teacher be like- 'Well, you got straight D's all year long.... You PASS with HONORS son!' -Hahahahhaah!"
by Biggie Dawg March 24, 2023
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jackassery

the act or actions of a stupid person, or jackass.
Andrea: "boy, that guy sure parked in a clearly labelled handicap zone."

Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."
by dantheplumber January 26, 2013
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Jackassery

The chaos that ensues anytime Ted Cruz opens his mouth
I think we should recognize that the jackassery we often see around here is party because of people is partly because of people mugging for short term camera opportunities
by momofungi March 24, 2022
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jackassery

Performing actions that have elements of jackass within them.
There's some serious jackassery going on here
by The Man 8 November 8, 2021
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