Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

Jackassery

The chaos that ensues anytime Ted Cruz opens his mouth

I think we should recognize that the jackassery we often see around here is party because of people is partly because of people mugging for short term camera opportunities

by momofungi March 24, 2022

jackassery

When a Republican Senator acts like every televised hearing is an audition for a spot on Fox News.

"I think we should recognize that the jackassery we often see around here is partly because of people mugging for short-term camera opportunities." Senator Ben Sasse (R Nebraska) speaking after Senator Ted Cruz (R Texas) at the Senate confirmation hearing for Supreme Court nominee, Ketanji Brown Jackson

by MiseryX March 23, 2022

Jackassery

The qualities of being Tinks

Normal Person: Hi
Tinks: something stupid HAHAHAHAAHA *gasp* ahahahahahahah *asthma attack* you have to admit that was hilarious
Normal Person: That has to be some real jackassery

by Pweaw June 26, 2023

terminal jackassery

When a young man deliberately agitates those around him, and cannot seem to exist without doing so.

Woman: Can you believe him? Putting ants in my hair and insisting I violently shake him to wake him up? A textbook case of terminal jackassery.

by Podium July 11, 2011

jackassery

the act or actions of a stupid person, or jackass.

Andrea: "boy, that guy sure parked in a clearly labelled handicap zone."

Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."

by dantheplumber January 26, 2013

jackassery

Performing actions that have elements of jackass within them.

There's some serious jackassery going on here

by The Man 8 November 8, 2021