Jonk

To make an ugly face at someone.

Why she be jonkin me like that? Bitch be trippin.

by Stefani W. March 3, 2008

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Jonk

A better version of a joke used purely ironically.

"Get ready for this Jonk bitch! This one is extra cringe!"

by ThatOneOtherLoser December 13, 2022

Jonk

it’ll sort out different strands of proteins and nucleotides to figure out how similar they are

What your learning? That’s Jonk for you.

by 1838;88384; January 16, 2024

Jonking

Beating it under the influence

She (or he) left me last night so I ended up jonking it

by Jorkmaster March 30, 2025

Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.

Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."

by Judy Hench February 11, 2021

Jonk

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.

“Hey dude wanna jonk”
“I’m straight”

by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024