Jonk 

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.

“Hey dude wanna jonk”
“I’m straight”

Jonk by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024

jonk 

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.

*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"

jonk by anonymous December 8, 2024

Jonk 

It's what the jonkler does...

Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr

Jonk by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025

jonk 

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up

I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.

jonk by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

Jonk

A very, heavily multiplied variant of Joke. It's a really FUNNY joke.

A: Hah, that's so funny..

B: Guess you can call it a.. JONK!

Jonk by bleqcc June 20, 2026

Jonk Hunting 

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats

Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?

Jonk Hunting by YKNAM April 22, 2022

Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

Jonk Bonking by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025