JLCM

Stands for Jamie Lee Curtis Moment. It means that that you need to use the bathroom, or you have soiled yourself.

It references her participation in the Activia Ads and the associated SNL Skit

Tom: Brb
Emi: Why?
Tom: JLCM

Emi: K, TMI

by Oglethorp122 June 17, 2010

jlmfr

an acronym meaning "Just Like Me For Real"

Created in reference to the chainsawman meme "He just like me fr"

"man, if you think about it I really am just a whiney bitch baby"
"jlmfr"

by vkoid November 17, 2022

Jlawked

The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.

Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

JLT

Its a short term used for Just Like That.
It is a short term used for chatting and in local language just like "asap" is used for "as soon as possible"

"I went there jlt"
"I went there just like that"

by John Anderton January 12, 2005

jloey

Cloey and Joey are in the mostest love.

They are spending their days planning on when to have a Jloey.

Unfortunately, their planning is taking too long and their mother is feeling sad.

Hi babycakes! Can you please bring Jloey up so Grammy can have him for the weekend?

Oh- wait, you don’t have a Jloey for Grammy.

by Iloveunicorns September 13, 2021

jlatt

Jlatt is a combination of Slatt and Jatt.

Deriving from the acronym “Slime Love All The Time” Jlatt is a play on the acronym with the meaning “Jatt Love All The Time”

Person 1: “Jlatt!!!”
person 2: “Jatt Love All The Time broski!”

by Punjabi chicken May 15, 2022

Jlocked

The act of getting shot.

Aw shit! That Nigga got jlocked I’m out!

by Jlock’s mama December 13, 2018