by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019
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i)She sucked me off like a proper jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey
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Any individual who loves cum so much they would ride, much like a jockey does, a man's penis in order to milk every last drop of jism from it.
Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.
by Freshness November 3, 2006
Get the Jism Jockey mug.The formation and completion of a specific sexual act performed by six males, consisting of each of them standing so as to form a hexagon with a width no larger than 4 feet (this is obviously a very small hexagon). The male sextet masturbates furiously with the goal of simultaneous ejaculation.
The arching ropes of jism ideally initially hit the male counterpart (directly across the hexagon) in the face, then 2nd and 3rd spurts of the jism reach the waist, and finally the legs or ankles, thus ultimately and figuratively creating a parallelogram, or prism, of jism.
The arching ropes of jism ideally initially hit the male counterpart (directly across the hexagon) in the face, then 2nd and 3rd spurts of the jism reach the waist, and finally the legs or ankles, thus ultimately and figuratively creating a parallelogram, or prism, of jism.
The wierdest thing happened at Tony's frat initiation. Apparently, there was a defector from the jism prism, so the 5 guys left had to cum twice.
by Billy Packer August 6, 2008
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I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!
by Flantari September 30, 2006
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Get the Jism baptism mug.an algorithm is a procedure (a finite set of well-defined instructions) for accomplishing some task which, given an initial state, will terminate in a defined end-state. A Jism Algorithim is when The computational complexity and efficient implementation of the algorithm are so strong and firm that sperm leaks out.
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"
by john really brown November 16, 2006
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