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jalapeno

As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".
Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'...not 'jel-eh-peh-no."

Ricky: "What in the fuck are you guys talkin' about?"

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'. That's how you pronounce it."

Ricky: "I know how to pronounce it. I ordered fuckin' 'jel-ah-peh-no'."

Jalapenos.
by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
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Jalapeno Tina

When you go down on a girl and she puts jalapenos in her vag to make it spicy.
I was throat deep in a jalapeno tina last night and it made my eyes water.
by TnASS T. July 7, 2010
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jalapeno hot popper

When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female
God last night i gave myself a jalapeno hot popper. Im still hurting.
by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015
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Jalapenis

Stinging and burning sensation associated with handling ones genitals after eating chicken wings or other highly seasoned foods without first washing one's hands.
Shortly after Jim excused himself for the bathroom, his friends heard a muffled scream through the bathroom door. Looking at his half-finished plate of buffalo wings, they all concluded that he was probably suffering from an acute case of Jalapenis. spicy, hot, penis, genitals
by Sixgun101 June 20, 2015
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Jalapeño Bitch

(v) hah-luh-peyn-yoh bich - to be all up in yo bitch
(When Juan tells Mario he was fucking Mario's girlfriend that previous night)
I was jalapeño bitch last night.
by Jalapeño Bitch June 2, 2016
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zesty jalapeño

When a male lathers his dick in hot sauce thin proceeds to in surt it in his partner's ass
He stuck his zesty jalapeño in her ass
by Captain Garett May 16, 2014
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dirty jalapeno

The act of going down to perform oral sex on a girl after being maced or pepper sprayed in the face.

The condition of the vagina after receiving oral sex from person who was previously maced in the face.
“My girl maced me when she was mad so I went down on her to apologize but ended up giving her a dirty jalapeno.”
by not_a_fan_of_mace February 4, 2018
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