jakub

some retard who jerks off to little kids

Matt: hey do you like hentai?
Jakub: yeah but i prefer to jerk off to little kids

by rushil is my son April 16, 2020

Jakub

Jakub is a cute polish boy who is very tall and smart, he loves cat gifs and wears amazing socks. He is so sweet and cool and overall adorable. He has a very interesting personality and is also a shy boi. Jakubs are definitely one of the best people you can meet.

Give Jakub some hugs!

by Yłłi June 05, 2021

Jakub

When you're a dumb as spastic who should kill yourself

"Don't be a Jakub"

by Nobody likes you, or cares abo April 19, 2017

jakub

Russian boy Who thinks he is polish. gay ass Bitch, Plays binweevils all day and takes graphic pictures of kids

Jakub is a nonce

by Endois January 30, 2018

Jakub

He is super gay and has no friends with a small penis

Wow Jakub is so gay

by Dat bigg boi January 30, 2019

Jakub

A little shit who is so trash at fortnite and he is super gay! Nobody likes him because hes a nonce and eats his friends shit

Boy 1: Look at Jakub
Boy 2:yea he looking like shit

by motherfucker122345 June 30, 2020

Jakub

The name itself comes from poland. Therefore Jakub means lazy and weird he always plays games and is known as a lazy person that sits at the laptop all day not even bothering about sleeping (Only while class) This person is known to have Pure Dumb Luck which means that they are lucky with dumb answers.

Jakub: Hey, I passed the test!
Alex: How? It was impossible...
Jakub: My name is Jakub!
Alex:I know that...
Jakub: My name is Jakub !
Alex: ...Dumb Luck...

by iiFlakeTheKing September 13, 2018