A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.
Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).
Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).
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Fuck me boys got up to some dirty Jago nonsense last night in the surf shop now the customers board is damaged and my anus is pulsing blood
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Get the jago mug.Used to define a particularly outrageous fashion outfit that is over the top. The word comes from fashion stylist Clifford Jago and his aesthetic.
by Frank Zola May 24, 2018
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The real meaning is: you're a sore loser with a small dick or narrow pussy, and you're trying to pissing people online, so go kill yourself
The real meaning is: you're a sore loser with a small dick or narrow pussy, and you're trying to pissing people online, so go kill yourself
by Sir. B February 14, 2021
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