Italian Goodbye

The act of leaving a social event with a prolonged goodbye, similar to Italian families, due to hugging each individual and spawning new topics of discussion in an endless cycle i.e. "Wait, before you leave let me show you what I've done to the lawn!", which leads to a discussion about how nobody ever helps you at Lowe's, which leads to something politically driven, which leads to Brad Pitt, which leads to a funny anecdote about how you all got really drunk last Cinco de Mayo, which leads to having another shot, which leads to watching a funny YouTube video you just thought of, which leads to how strange people are, which leads to "oh shit I have work tomorrow I really need to leave", which leads to another round of goodbye hugs, which leads to one more meatball for the road, which leads to "take some home with you", which leads to acid reflux, which leads to drug commercials...Etc.

Hunny I swear I was planning on leaving the party at 11, but once I finally said goodbye to everyone Steve brought up STAR WARS and I got stuck in an Italian Goodbye for the last 3 hours.

by Pfsacco December 19, 2016

Italian drumstick

The act of pounding your head against someone's butt

As we exited the plane, I got totally Italian drumsticked by Jacob with his camera helmet.

by dr.albe January 3, 2012

Italian greyhound

The dog to have.

Hey what dog do you have? Italian greyhound! Wow you sure are cool

by Ad0lf_hipsterr June 20, 2013

Italian Chocolate Freezie

The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.

Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.

by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014

Italian consulate

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.

I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

by groovymanu May 14, 2015

italian love

When you slap someone and while their head is turned backhand them.

My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't finish my homework

by FaZeWiDoW January 26, 2017

Italian

People who can make any food delicious, without having to use sugar

Have you tried that Irish guys dish? Give the recipe to an Italian he will fix it.

by Bullmonkey December 18, 2011