when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 8, 2020

A joke about people who are trying to become DJs/Producer/Music Industry Worker, that they sound more "in the biz" or knowledgable about music on goings by instead of calling Skrillex by his stage name they prefer to refer to him as "Sonny" (his real name) as if they know him personally. Same joke can be applied to any celebrity or star with a stage name / alias.
John: I went to this gig last night, shit was lit.
Mike: Who was playing?
John: Skrillex.
Mike: Oh, you mean Sonny?
Mike: Who was playing?
John: Skrillex.
Mike: Oh, you mean Sonny?
by Hajajaja September 14, 2022

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".
by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Letting them know you are about to slap the shit out of them so they can take back what they just said
by gptx July 19, 2023

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

This is the inquiry that one ask when there is a drinking procedure in progresss to determine whether one is serious with the decisions at hand ...
by Town242 June 29, 2021

What do the rest of the people mean to you? They don’t mean anything to you. They’re just serfs, they’re just people.
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
