It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

What Jellybean fans spam all over YouTube

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

It's not your fault

I line used in psychology to make someone break down and open up emotionally if repeated over and over again.

Person 1: Hey look, it's not your fault
Person 2: I know
Person 1: It's not your fault
Person 2: Yeah, I know.
Person 1: No, you don't, it's not your fault
Person 2: I KNOW!
Person 1: It's not your fault
Person 2: Don't fuck with me man, not you man.
Person 1: It's not your fault
Person 2: *breaks down into tears* crying, It's just so hard
Person 1: It's ok

by thehellboya October 28, 2012

It's not a toomah

Immortal words of a great poet named Arnold Von Schwarzenegger.

"It's not a Toomah!!!!" replied Arny.

by Poopsy July 8, 2003

It's not going down like that.

The situation is not going to go as someone else planned.

Someone has a dumb idea they want you to participate in. Your answer should be "it's not going down like that.

by Sissifinn June 29, 2022

it's not you, it's me.

1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.

"We need to talk."
"About what John?"
"Sally... its not you... its me."

by mara July 18, 2004

It's not you it's me

Complete bullshit

Person 1: I'm so so sorry but I can't have a relationship right now. It's not you it's me
Person 2: that's total bullshit. Just break up with me in an honest way and don't lie

by lewis stylinson September 24, 2015

it's not gay if you're underway

Homosexual acts are acceptable - indeed, not gay at all - if performed on a naval vessel away from port.

"I licked the Able Seaman's balls while he came on my face, but it's not gay if you're underway, am I right?"

by Cpt. Jack Hoff November 3, 2007