past tense of the verb form of irony, i.e., to irony something is to create or point out a situation that screams irony. Often, it's karma doing the ironying. For example, karma ironies you when you haven't been laid in forever, but you have to get checked by your lady doctor for nut cancer.
by Wink Dinkerson May 2, 2006
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Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.
Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"
Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."
Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."
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by AlissaBrandon February 10, 2019
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