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Your ancestors incestors

The most powerful comeback. Use it max 2 times a day or else the universe implodes. It can destroy anyone
Yeah you heard me right, your ancestors incestors mean a single thing: the most powerful comeback someone has ever created
Mike: u mom gay
Jake: u dad lesbian
Mike: ur granny tranny
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
Mike: ur brother a mother
Jake: Thats it.
Jake: ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•–๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•–๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค
Mike: *implodes and gets erased from the universe*
by Literally a person May 4, 2019
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The inventor of school

A cruel, heartless, EVIL man that wasted many years of the lives of our young children. Not only that but you will get arrested if you make your child not have to go through what you've been through
by fastcow October 11, 2018
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inventorising

Is the process of theorising about an invention.
The man was inventorising about a new car that ran on water.
by Libby Smith March 26, 2008
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Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching)

An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.

It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.

The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.

That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;

-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing

And many, many more symptoms
About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"
by Mercenary doctor April 29, 2011
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retail investor

An investor who trades shares on an exchange through a third party, typically a brokerage firm with direct access to the market(s) ECN networks. This term is often used in a derogatory sense to describe various middle-of-the-road people who attempt to amass great wealth with little to no research beforehand, often resulting in the complete loss of their "invested" money.

Being a retail investor is not a sign of incompetence, however; there are many who are quite able and consistently beat indices and funds with their returns.
Noob trader: "Hey! This stock just fell 50%; there's gotta be a short squeeze soon! I'm buying!"

Experienced trader: "Don't be a retail investor, man!"

Experienced retail investor: "Bag holder would be a better phrase for that, buddy!"
by Alex Koik-Cestone January 2, 2009
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Investor Class

A class that ROBLOX airlines use that is somehow prior over First Class and I have no fucking idea why
by Sprixce February 4, 2021
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Investor Craft

Craft beer produced by breweries that aggressively seek investor money to build multiple interstate, domestic and international locations. All company profits are reinvested back into company to build more locations. Investors do not receive dividends.
Hey I went to my brothers favorite brewery the other day and all they had were those flavored IPAs from Investor Craft breweries.
by BigDickeyS December 28, 2021
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