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sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.
They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation
by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022
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New Invention

New Invention is a scatty place in West Midlands near Willenhall. Unlike willenhall the people in New Invention are openly racist and ain’t on shit. They make out that they run the block but would get run off their own block as all these dudes are just on stealing peoples wheelie bins and leaving empty Budweiser bottles outside people’s yards. Vention man have chetes but have never seen red on them, they get sent shop by willenhall man. The olders down here aswell are bunch of pussyoles and are still doing terrors at their big ages!
New invention, that place is scruffy I wouldn’t go down there!
by Obeenes-x March 16, 2021
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Indentating

Deprived from the word indentation. It means when u indentate something or "dint" it, during the act you can say stop indentating (thing being hit)
Hey stop indentating my car
by JinchurikiDemon January 6, 2011
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the invention

The invention is a device that helps u get really high when smoking a joint. Essentially the invention traps the smoke off of the cherry of the joint then after your hit of the joint u inhale the smoke you trapped. It was invented by Wyatt but now he no longer uses his invention because he says its N A S T y
Dude passs me the invention my hit is up you curly haired fuck
by megaputter March 3, 2011
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white incestation

A racist term that describes the white mans sexual desires to have sex with one of his family members.
White incestation is dominant in the south of the US.
by Honkey March 29, 2005
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Self invitation

"Self Invitation" is a word commonly used in the act of going to a friend's or relative's house without they're invitation.
Wife: "Why is he over here again I told you not to invite him over"

Husband: "I didn't, he used 'self invitation'
by Ewern the notme August 28, 2010
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best invention ever

The Bong.
The physics of this device are purely brilliant, allowing stoner's to smoke in style instead of burning our mouths and lips smoking joints.
The bong is fully the best invention ever.
by Diego September 29, 2003
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