blactose intolerant

The inability for a caucasian to digest foods that are commonly eaten in urban, african american areas.

Such as when a white person eats chitterlings and hot sauce or collard greens for the first time. The symptoms are bloatedness and diahrea. This usually subsides after a steady digestion of black foods over a period of time.

Biff was invited over to his friend Kareem's house for Thanksgiving where he ate a consistant diet of chitlings, neck bones, collard greens, and sweet potatoe pie.

Because he was not used to eating urban foods other than McDonald's and Burger King, his stomach became Blactose Intolerant and he stayed on the can for 72 hours straight.

by DzNutz2002 December 9, 2008

Smirnoff intolerant

Unable to drink Smirnoff vodka without getting sick.

Joe: What are you grabbing from the liquor store?
Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp.
Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick.
Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!

by 2014_chiguy April 28, 2009

blactose intolerant

1. an African-American's inability to enjoy dairy products
2. an aversion to "white" people

...of all my eight chillens, dey's all took to the tittie but Maurice cuz he be blactose intolerant...

by bgjobro August 13, 2003

lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach

john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach

by meloballer_ April 8, 2023

Prophylactose intolerant

Someone who doesn't like utilyzing condoms or commonly known as prophylactics. As in can't tolerate jim hats, rubbers etc. Typically most known to men.

I got a date tonight and she is so fine I will tell her before dinner that I am prophylactose intolerant.

by Spank Master Boogie April 21, 2018

Female intolerant

This is when a male creature (normally a sad human) cannot tolerate the other sex. This often causes the human to buy body pillows and watch anime with a big tiddy goth gf body pillow next to them

Why wont females talk to me? Am i just "female intolerant"

by That one you hate ;( July 20, 2018

Racktose Intolerant

Racktose intolerance: The inability to digest the drug known rack, either by peer pressure or by choice. The basis for Racktose intolerance is the lack of an being able to make the decision to do the drug by your choice. The most common symptoms of Racktose intolerance are loss of friends, social status, and money.

Dak "oi come smash this line boyo"
Stef "Nah I'm Racktose Intolerant"

by Zenmang January 11, 2019