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ski instructor

A term used on meet-up sites like Craigslist to denote a person who will bring coke, or possibly tradde coke for favors. A woman looking for coke is a ski bunny. A guy looking for coke can be referred to as a ski bum, but the better definition of that term is someone who always bums coke.
Ski bunny looking for ski instructor. I like mountains with multiple lifts, long lines, and no ski bums.
by iiams October 10, 2005
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Whaling Instructor

A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.
I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor
by burr killer October 15, 2010
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Marine Corps Drill Instructor

Hard-bitten, short-tempered, deep-voiced, screaming, seemingly-psychotic, unpatronizing, impatient, deeply-devoted and fully-dedicated Marine NCO who must work his magic on Momma's Boy --- who possesses eighteen years of cumulative selfishness and "Me-ism" --- in order to begin the makings of a disciplined Marine who will stand and fight when every inborn instinct tells him to run, and who, himself, will one day be a Drill Instructor to whom other youngsters "surrender body and spirit to harsh instructors and receive a soul."
The recruit went into the duty and stated, "This recruit was lied to by his recruiter, he was told he could go back home if he didn't like it here". The Marine Corps Drill Instructor replied "I don't give a fuck what your recruiter said, the only way your getting off my Depot is to walk across that parade deck on graduation day, or get dragged out of this bitch in a bodybag".
by Dirty Delta Kill Hat August 8, 2009
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instinctual

Adjective. Something that is due to instict
Her dozing off in class was instinctual.
by MElC October 8, 2006
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Ultra Instinct Mom

"Well I love Chicken"

Summary
Ultra Instinct Mom(ウルトラ本能ママ)
Is a Non-Human God Like Mom And Is a fictional character of the howieazy howieazy series she's appeared in most of howieazy series espically Ultra Instinct Mom Series. She is known for beating up her relatives such as blacku (her son)
his dad and many other innocent people altough she was defeated by her mother although she is a very overpowered mom

Power And Stats
Tier: 1B
Name: Ultra Instinct Mom or UI Mom
Origin: Howeiazy Series
Gender: Female
Age: Unknown
Classification: Transcendent deity

Powers and Abilities: Nigh-Immortality, Regeneration,Reality Warping,Spatial Manipulation,Nigh-Omnipotent,Omnipresence, Life & Death Manipulation, Power Nullification, Energy Manipulation, Information Manipulation, Telekenisis

Attack Potency: Low Hyperverse
Speed: Omnipresence
Lifting Strengh: Unknown
Striking Strength: Low-Hyperversal Level
Stamina: Infinite |Incalculable
Range: Hyperversal

Intellegence: Unknown
Weaknesses: Call her mother she's (One Above All)
Blacku: Watch Out Grandma there is ultra instinct mom
Mom: HURRY UP AND BAKE THE CHICKEN
Blacku: Mom I dont have time
by Critikoji August 29, 2018
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black instinct

when a black man is suprised or scared, he will instantly go on the offensive and attack whatever spooked him
interviewer: you going trick or treating this year?
black man: no
*guy pops out of recycle bin*
recycle bin man: WAHHAHAHGAHFAGH!
*black man becomes spooked, black instincts take hold of him, proceeds to fuck up the recycle bin man*
by jesus h fuck you July 6, 2010
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instinct

1. An inborn pattern of behavior that is characteristic of a species and is often a response to specific environmental stimuli: the spawning instinct in salmon; altruistic instincts in social animals.
2. A powerful motivation or impulse.
3. An innate capability or aptitude: an instinct for tact and diplomacy.
1. Deeply filled or imbued: words instinct with love.
2. Obsolete. Impelled from within.
instinct
• Natural inward impulse; unconscious, involuntary, or unreasoning prompting to any mode of action, whether bodily, or mental, without a distinct apprehension of the end or object to be accomplished.
• An instinct is a propensity prior to experience, and independent of instructions. --Paley.
• An instinct is a blind tendency to some mode of action, independent of any consideration, on the part of the agent, of the end to which the action leads. --Whately.
An instinct is an agent which performs blindly and ignorantly a work of intelligence and knowledge. --Sir W. Hamilton.
• By a divine instinct, men's minds mistrust Ensuing dangers. --Shak.
• The natural, unreasoning, impulse by which an animal is guided to the performance of any action, without of improvement in the method.
• The resemblance between what originally was a habit, and an instinct becomes so close as not to be distinguished. --Darwin.
• A natural aptitude or knack; a predilection; as, an instinct for order; to be modest by instinct.
it is the survival instinct of the body to react in certain ways when faced with certain situations.... eg. sexual drive to reproduce and ensure the continued survival of the species.
by ESP master March 31, 2004
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