Instadon

An instant erection.

Emmy flashed me her tits on webcam and i was like WOWAWEEWA, i got an instadon..

by el ramo November 4, 2010

instahoe

(N) - anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. These people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. Beware of Instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.

I met my girlfriend on Instagram, and boy was that stupid. She cheated on me with another Instagram user who lives nearby. What an Instahoe.

by truthseeker__ August 16, 2014

Instabone

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.

Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)

by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004

Instapapered

When Apple takes the features of an existing third-party product and makes it part of its OS.

Growl just got Instapapered by Mountain Lion.

by gurtu April 18, 2012

Instaoops

When you stalk your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend on Instagram and accidentally like her photo and unlike it in a heartbeat. However, she sees that happening.

"My ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend had an Instaoops moment and she thought she got away with it."

by Insta_Observer May 19, 2014

Instadorable

A picture posted on instagram which can best be described by the adjective "adorable".

Person 1: That picture you post on instagram was so adorable.

Person 2: So you mean it was instadorable?
Person 1: Yes!

by nyrcupquest May 10, 2014

instapermaban

/ˈinst(ə)pərməban/

verb
verb: instapermaban; 3rd person present: instapermabans; past tense: instapermabanned; past participle: instapermabanned; gerund or present participle: instapermabanning

A merged word coming from the words "instant" "permanently" and "ban." Or "instaban" and "

permabanned" ; to be instantly banned permanently.

"they were given an instapermaban"

adjective
adjective: instapermabanable

(of a person ) having the quality or characteristic leading one to be instapermabanned.

"they are very instapermabanable"

(verb )This server has no tolerance and, doing something that is not appropriate, been remotely breaking the rules or finding a loophole around them will result in an instsapermaban

(adj.) Hey, dude that guy that kept posting the subtle sexual innuendos. He seems very instapermabanable.

by MoscoTheGuy August 17, 2018