Instagroom

A male person whom is extremely desperate to throw himself into the abyss of marriage, by taking on average between 7 and 41 pictures, dressed in a black suit accompanied with bow tie and posting them on Instagram. The lucky female to call this king of the virtual jungle her hubby will be the one liking those pictures ranked closest to the square root of 69, which is around 8-something..

Did you know Debby got married? Oh yes, i heard she found herself a cute Instagroom..

by Bichoman December 3, 2018

instabruise

A bruise that occurs instantly.
Instant Bruise

As Abel was rolling down the garage door, he turned and hit his shin on heavy equipment.
Abel- "Ahhhhhhhhh this is going to be a bad instabruise!!!!"

by canunot831 March 21, 2019

instabond

connecting with a person prematurely
when a new acquaintance adopts an attitude of intimacy and familiarity that is premature

Someone tells you "I feel like you're my soulmate" after just meeting you, is an example of instabonding.

by Courage! September 11, 2019

INSTABLOCK

a person in roblox bloxburg that will instantly block you for being on their property

the idiot INSTABLOCK ed the person for being on their property

by Spyder_real August 9, 2020

Instabook

(noun) Any application; in particular social media apps. (Often used by the elderly.)

“All you kids on you instabooks and your facegrams!”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Instabollocks

Instagrams special category of inspirational pictures with quotes or videos of being an shameless and annoying in public, either by celebrities or so called “influencers”

Did you see that video on insta of the woman pole dancing on a busy bridge? Yes what a load of shameless instabollocks!

Ha at this quote *z list celeb* has posted about following your dreams, complete instabollocks

by EnglishEye July 9, 2024