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insomnia

Definition of insomnia....me!
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.

Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
David Baddiel scetch: If you tell someone that you have insomnia, why do they always go..'oh really cos im always asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow'?
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'

*HAHAHAHAH*
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insomnia

my ass has had insomnia for almost 2 years.. i take mad pills, but they dont help, but u can sell amitryptlene so it works out =)
by Big Robert February 15, 2005
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insomnia

insomnia IS a sleeping disorder, for any idiot who thinks insomnia can turn into one!

it can go on for a very long time - ive had mine for 6 years, and even the doctors said i am an insomniac.

you can take pills but they rarley help.

you'll know if you have it.
gerard : you always seem so tired. why wont you get off your videogames for once and get some sleep?

vince : i can't you fucking idiot, i'm an insomniac.
by xcarlax December 27, 2007
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Insomniac Music Theatre

Insomniac Music Theatre is a show that airs on vh1 in the early morning. Programming consists purely of music videos. Considered by many to be the best show of any produced by stations focused on music due to its utter simplicity.
I was up until four in the morning watching Insomniac Music Theatre while I wrote my term paper.
by Sub Zenyth April 30, 2005
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sunday night insomnia

The inability to fall asleep at a resonable time due to staying up all night Friday and Saturday
Friend: Dude, why are you so tired?
You: I got 4 hours of sleep cause of sunday night insomnia.
by Kitkat71093 January 19, 2009
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Insomnia Thoughts

Thoughts one has while trying to get to sleep. Usually it keeps them up at night, whether it be because of stress, fear, endearment, or without an explanation.
"Dude, Rebecca has been giving me insomnia thoughts."
"Dude, me too."
"Like dude where's my sleep, you know."
"I know, dude. I know."
by I love cows. August 2, 2018
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insomniac

Those who claim to be an insomniac largely fall into two distinct categories.
Firstly, those who are genuinely and tragically afflicted by the inability to sleep.

Secondly, the fucking idiot emo wannabes who simply stay up past their bed time whining on myspace rather than actually trying to sleep.

Around 99% of all teenagers who claim to have insomnia are lying, attention seeking fucksticks who are so uninteresting, they have to make up something like insomnia to give them some kind of "edge".

Most people with insomnia will not discuss it as lightly as those people who fake it.
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Genuine sufferer: Sorry, I couldn't sleep.

AS OPPOSED TO

Friend: Where were you this morning?
Emo Twat: Dude I'm a fucking insomniac, I can't fall asleep until like 4am every night. It's so lonely, and yet beautiful at that time, I just feel so at peace with the world.... oh yeah, here, I wrote this poetry for you.
by Squiff March 9, 2007
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