Definition of insomnia....me!
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.
Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.
Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
David Baddiel scetch: If you tell someone that you have insomnia, why do they always go..'oh really cos im always asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow'?
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'
*HAHAHAHAH*
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'
*HAHAHAHAH*
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004
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insomnia IS a sleeping disorder, for any idiot who thinks insomnia can turn into one!
it can go on for a very long time - ive had mine for 6 years, and even the doctors said i am an insomniac.
you can take pills but they rarley help.
you'll know if you have it.
it can go on for a very long time - ive had mine for 6 years, and even the doctors said i am an insomniac.
you can take pills but they rarley help.
you'll know if you have it.
gerard : you always seem so tired. why wont you get off your videogames for once and get some sleep?
vince : i can't you fucking idiot, i'm an insomniac.
vince : i can't you fucking idiot, i'm an insomniac.
by xcarlax December 27, 2007
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Get the sunday night insomnia mug.Thoughts one has while trying to get to sleep. Usually it keeps them up at night, whether it be because of stress, fear, endearment, or without an explanation.
"Dude, Rebecca has been giving me insomnia thoughts."
"Dude, me too."
"Like dude where's my sleep, you know."
"I know, dude. I know."
"Dude, me too."
"Like dude where's my sleep, you know."
"I know, dude. I know."
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Get the Insomnia Thoughts mug.Those who claim to be an insomniac largely fall into two distinct categories.
Firstly, those who are genuinely and tragically afflicted by the inability to sleep.
Secondly, the fucking idiot emo wannabes who simply stay up past their bed time whining on myspace rather than actually trying to sleep.
Around 99% of all teenagers who claim to have insomnia are lying, attention seeking fucksticks who are so uninteresting, they have to make up something like insomnia to give them some kind of "edge".
Most people with insomnia will not discuss it as lightly as those people who fake it.
Firstly, those who are genuinely and tragically afflicted by the inability to sleep.
Secondly, the fucking idiot emo wannabes who simply stay up past their bed time whining on myspace rather than actually trying to sleep.
Around 99% of all teenagers who claim to have insomnia are lying, attention seeking fucksticks who are so uninteresting, they have to make up something like insomnia to give them some kind of "edge".
Most people with insomnia will not discuss it as lightly as those people who fake it.
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Genuine sufferer: Sorry, I couldn't sleep.
AS OPPOSED TO
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Emo Twat: Dude I'm a fucking insomniac, I can't fall asleep until like 4am every night. It's so lonely, and yet beautiful at that time, I just feel so at peace with the world.... oh yeah, here, I wrote this poetry for you.
Genuine sufferer: Sorry, I couldn't sleep.
AS OPPOSED TO
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Emo Twat: Dude I'm a fucking insomniac, I can't fall asleep until like 4am every night. It's so lonely, and yet beautiful at that time, I just feel so at peace with the world.... oh yeah, here, I wrote this poetry for you.
by Squiff March 9, 2007
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