indiana jones

Indiana, most commonly known in indiana jones is a rather talented hot sexy mofo who really was an incredible actor

His movies are for comfort, watch them

“indiana jones is on! come watch it right now it’s actually so good”

by emeei ;) November 23, 2021

Indiana Jones that shit

When you need to lock up the house you stayed at but you don't have the key. So you have to go out through the garage by hitting the garage door button and trying to run fast enough to not be crushed by the door while at the same time jumping high enough to keep from setting off the senosr that would send the garage door back up.

Guy: I am going to work now so lock up when you leave.
Chic: You are finally giving me a key :)
Guy: Fuck no! Indiana Jones that shit!

by RobertVanWinkel2010 November 16, 2009

Indiana Jones'd

To kill someone after they try acting cool.

Like in the film where the arab tries showing off his skills with the sword and Indy just shoots him.

Guy 1: Yeah, this little chav twat was trying to start on me, pushing me around, trying to act all hard.
Guy 2: So what did you do then mate?
Guy 1: I Indiana Jones'd his stupid ass!

by The Flying Machine April 17, 2008

Indiana Jones it

when you wake up on the kitchen floor after a crazy party, you search the place for the fedora you lost the night before and you book it out of there faster than someone can say "boom goes the dynamite."

Sean: Dude, you were so messed up at the party last night.
Drew: Yea man, I had to Indiana Jones it outta there.

by NoMSG September 29, 2010

Indiana Jones That Hoe

When a girl stands naked with her back to you, you squat behind her and thrust up, whipping her crotch with your dick.

Tina was giving me attitude, so I Indiana Jones That Hoe to show her who's boss!

by SNupp November 26, 2013

Indiana Jones'n

Lost in the jungle with no weed.

When Jonny finally climbed above the second tier of branches and vines, he poked his head into the open, into the sun for the first time in days and squinted into the harsh light. A subtle breeze ruffled his beard, stirring the small birds that had taken nests inside. He saw no signs of civilization in any direction, and reached for a branch to steady himself as he felt faint suddenly, quickly losing hope for rescue or a chance run in with friendly natives. He regained his equilibrium and slid down the bark into a squatting position. Reaching into his pack he removed his pipe and tin, and sighed, knowing he was about to smoke himself out of pot. But the tin was empty already- he lost track of how much he'd smoked with the drunken orangutan the night before. He was truly Indiana Jones'n at this point, and threw the pipe in a childish outburst that made him angry all the more. He was losing composure...

by Jonny Zip September 2, 2007

Indiana Jones cobbler

When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.

Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.

Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.

Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.

Laird: I have not regrets in life.

by Nipplecardboard January 7, 2009