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iCLITerate

A person who does not know what a clitoris is or what it is for. Someone bad in bed.
Cliterally you cant find it?" "You're iCLITerate.
by Mahoney2 February 22, 2011
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Illiterate

A user on a website who lacks the proper literacy skills needed to communicate properly. They spell words with "shorthand" spelling, known as chatspeak. Words are spelled with singly letters, number replace letters in some words.

These people claim that they type that way because it's quicker & easier, which shows tell-tale signs of lazyness. They accuse people who type properly of being elitists.
Man, I'm glad that illiterate is gone. Couldn't he read that this is a Literates room?
by Morava March 9, 2007
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illiterate

In some circles, used as a synonym for incompotent in any way, regardless of any reading ability. For example, it could be used to describe a bad driver, someone who sucks at videogames, or someone who fails a test.
OMG, you illiterate n00b!
by jmtas June 14, 2006
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irriterate

Irriterate - {Ear-it-er-ate}:
1) To verbally repeat something to the point of irritation in the listener.
2) To conduct an action so many times that the recipient or observer becomes irritated.

Origin: Irritate + Reiterate
1) Caroline irriterated to Chris that she was almost ready to go.

2) Brett started to get angry as Sarah irriterated that she was bored.
by Longknife21 February 13, 2012
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iLiterate

Someone who cannot figure out how to use their iPhone
Jen is so iLiterate, she keeps sending me screenshots of her texts
by Scuba_steve September 29, 2019
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Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
by Caityj August 27, 2013
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