"Did you hear that Tom hyped his underground supper club by pretending to be two anonymous commentors talking to each other on that food blog?"
"Ugh, yes. But he's got half this city eating out of his hand. I'm so improlted."
"Ugh, yes. But he's got half this city eating out of his hand. I'm so improlted."
by Torkalork August 20, 2013
Get the Improlted mug.Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.
These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:
The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
by NutellaBear May 25, 2016
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by Hehe I cheated June 13, 2021
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Improvisation is common in jazz music, when a musician makes up a solo spontaneously, as opposed to playing a written solo.
Sometimes a group of musicians will completely improvise an entire song. This is done almost exclusively by jazz musicians.
All forms of art can be improvised. Art that is improvised may be called "free" or "freestyle", like "free poetry".
A popular form of improvisation is rapping, or flowing.
Improvisation is common in jazz music, when a musician makes up a solo spontaneously, as opposed to playing a written solo.
Sometimes a group of musicians will completely improvise an entire song. This is done almost exclusively by jazz musicians.
All forms of art can be improvised. Art that is improvised may be called "free" or "freestyle", like "free poetry".
A popular form of improvisation is rapping, or flowing.
Miles Davis was a master of improvisation.
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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HOWS YOUR WIFE?
YOU DOING OKAY?
HOWS- HOWS YOUR- HOWS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
UHHHHHH
SO AS I WAS SAYING
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tiky: AAA OOO AAA OOO AA E E E E E O
AAA OOO AAA OOO AA E E E E E O
AAA O E A OO- *coughing* JFUDSHIUSHAGIKUFHGLAHUIHDA
SO UHH
HOWS YOUR WIFE?
YOU DOING OKAY?
HOWS- HOWS YOUR- HOWS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
UHHHHHH
SO AS I WAS SAYING
(slips) IASDJPFOGOIJGIOFAJGDFOIJGDAFOIGJDAOGIDF
OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DUEAGFDSUHG9DAHGUASDUFHUSADHFUIDSAGHFUAFUHAGUA7YFGUFGHD
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LSWAQUHSIAIFL;AWQLA
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by omekun8 May 24, 2021
Get the improbable outset mug.An ABC sitcom airing from 1991-1999 and one of the most cleverly written sitcoms of the decade. Comedian Tim Allen starred as Tim Taylor, a chauvinist, handyman husband and father of three mischeivous sons who hosted a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time, and just could help himself to giving "more power" to machinery. Much of the show also focused on the of the rest of the Taylor family: Tim’s wife Jill is a feminist and aspiring psychologist, the loner and very astute neighbor Wilson Wilson always provides advice for Tim, and Tim’s sons are mischeivious but good kids. Tim is very masculine and chauvinist (he even gets disgusted at just the thought of going to the opera), a handyman, clumsy, loved to make jokes about Al’s flannel shirts and overweight mother, always rewiring gadgets, was always competing with his next door neighbor Doc Johnson for the neighborhood’s best Christmas lights, seeking advice from his other neighbor Wilson Wilson (Wilson Wilson is not a typo)
Spoofs from the show:
1. Tim’s frequent jokes about Al’s flannel shirst and overweight mom.
2. always seeking advice from his next door neighbor Wilson Wilson, only to screw it up
3. Wilson’s face is always hidden
4. always rewiring things to give it “more power”…only to have it explode
5. his wife Jill can’t cook
6. Tim has an obsession with Sears
7. always competes with Doc Johnson, a 80-year old retired proctologist, for the neighborhood’s best Christmas lights
8. Tim is so clumsy that he dropped a steel beam on his wife’s car, fell though a portapotty, glued his head to a table, had a hammer frozen to his tongue, fell through the roof on a project house, blew up a friend’s house and blew up the dishwasher
9. always building a hot rod in the garage
10. frequently grunts when exited or perplexed
11. Bob Villa is his biggest competition
12. Tim often hits his head on a basement pipe above the stairs
13. frequently made jokes about his mother-in-law “Nanna’s” weight but stopped when he saw how thin she had become
14. Always wants Tool Time to take a commercial break when he gets injured
15. Tim frequently gets sick eating Polish food from "Stan’s" Polish restaurant in Hamtramk
16. Tim is well-known at the emergency room, even to the point of having his own cup labeled “Tim”
17. Tim often wears sweatshirts from a Michigan college.
18. Tim's three sons' are always bullied by Vinny McGern
Spoofs from the show:
1. Tim’s frequent jokes about Al’s flannel shirst and overweight mom.
2. always seeking advice from his next door neighbor Wilson Wilson, only to screw it up
3. Wilson’s face is always hidden
4. always rewiring things to give it “more power”…only to have it explode
5. his wife Jill can’t cook
6. Tim has an obsession with Sears
7. always competes with Doc Johnson, a 80-year old retired proctologist, for the neighborhood’s best Christmas lights
8. Tim is so clumsy that he dropped a steel beam on his wife’s car, fell though a portapotty, glued his head to a table, had a hammer frozen to his tongue, fell through the roof on a project house, blew up a friend’s house and blew up the dishwasher
9. always building a hot rod in the garage
10. frequently grunts when exited or perplexed
11. Bob Villa is his biggest competition
12. Tim often hits his head on a basement pipe above the stairs
13. frequently made jokes about his mother-in-law “Nanna’s” weight but stopped when he saw how thin she had become
14. Always wants Tool Time to take a commercial break when he gets injured
15. Tim frequently gets sick eating Polish food from "Stan’s" Polish restaurant in Hamtramk
16. Tim is well-known at the emergency room, even to the point of having his own cup labeled “Tim”
17. Tim often wears sweatshirts from a Michigan college.
18. Tim's three sons' are always bullied by Vinny McGern
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 26, 2008
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I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003
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