impressifying 

An event, object or person that is equally impressing and horrifying.

"Wow, that £200 shopping was pretty impressifying!"

"Did you see that?? Naveen Andrews just got blown away in 'Planet Terror'!"

impressifying by itiya June 16, 2009

Impressious 

"Impressively Delicious"

She has an impressious ass!

Impressious by P'Nut June 8, 2014

First Impressionist 

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.

- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.

First Impressionist by marcalite July 16, 2016

impressedness 

The feeling of being impressed by something or someone.

I am torn between impressedness at your dedication and concern that you clearly have nothing to do.

impressedness by mgtr September 16, 2011

JLS Impression

Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.

This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.

"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"

Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"

JLS Impression by TKGrimm345 December 31, 2011

First impressions 

Breasts.

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions

First impressions by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

Impressing 

Something is so depressing, it's impressive.

Barrett: I've held onto this brown bic for an entire semester. I never lost it and it's finally about to go out.

Trey: That's impressing.

Impressing by Barrettis Maximus December 20, 2010