Small town in New York originally called Ilium, but allegedly due to a misspelling or bad penmanship was interpreted as Ilion. Also where Remington guns are produced for "shootin' critters."
by MooDaddy August 11, 2008
Get the Ilion mug.Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess
Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
by Chief_BS October 24, 2018
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Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering.
Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.
Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.
ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?
ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?
ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?
by Ro_man September 15, 2011
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Get the ilmani mug.A nice, loyal, caring, boy. He is very lovable to his partner. He is very cute as well. If you have and inmon never lose him. He has a short temper so watch out. But girls will wish to be his
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“Yeah that’s imonnie, look she’s asking her bf if she can hang out with her friends again..”
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