Intoximicated

That point in the evening when your alchohol consumption has reached the level where you are ambitiously telling a story, but can't seem to get the words exactly right. This is a happy state of drunkeness, not to be confused with the ugly states of shitfaced or blackout.

I was so intoximicated I told him about this great "trap I took to the Crammed Cannedyon.

by Rawbg October 23, 2002

infoxicating

A word that is used to describe beautiful women that you don't know, but would like to know better.

Look at that stunning lady by the bar. She's infoxicating.

by Xinch February 6, 2004

Intexticated

Describes the act of someone losing their social behavior due to being entranced by a mobile device.

With the rise of smart phones, it seems that everyone - whether they're walking down the street, sitting in a restaurant, or even hanging with friends - has become intexticated with their mobile device… they don't even notice what's around them anymore.

by Dolfi August 28, 2014

Intoxibation

In·tox·i·bat·ion
Noun
Stimulation of the genitals for sexual pleasure while drunk as hell.

Daniel was arrested late sunday night for Public Intoxibation.

by Wild Steve January 25, 2018

IntAUXicated

When the music takes over and all your anxiety, cares melt away

Shay was immediately intAUXicated when her favorite song came on after a terrible day

by Bonk Monkey September 5, 2020

bionic intoxication

The state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to fuck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. Activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite sex.

I'd totally want to play pool with you, but I'm not nearly fucked up enough to play. Maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l'd kick your ass.

I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.

Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up

by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

10 Degrees of Intoxication

An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.

|Sober|

1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone

"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."

-10 degrees of intoxication-

by HeroicFlow [benk514] February 18, 2009