The Spanish Inquisition

No expects the Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

Inquisition

The contemporary version of a 16th or 17th Century witch hunt. The art of chasing down goths, Wiccans, and/or emos, and beating them mercilessly. Inquisitions are usually undertaken by those who are sick of their "witch shit." Proper garb for a true member of the inquisition is an all black or crimson robe adorned with a cross to drive the heathens away and preventing retaliation. Inquisitors also frequently carry bats, crossbows and sledgehammers to hunt down their quasi undead, soon to be dead prey.

Tonight I am organizing an inquisition, we are going to raid the cafe and the indie bookstore up the street.

by Curtis Lemar April 21, 2010

fake impeachment inquiry

What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.

He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

inquirous

adj 1. to actively seek out the identity of another by overtly external means; 2. to be curious about another beyond any reasonable means; 3. to google the ungoogleable.

-Why the fuck you being so inquirous?
It vexes me to not know the answer.

Inquirous motherfuckers google'd my ass, then spammed 12 forums to discover my identity.

by c April 26, 2004

Inquantiverse

When you are confroned by another quantum theorist who tells you to replace the word "universe" with "multiverse" to account for the multiple realities. Just answer with "no id rather use Inquantiverse" because it goes beyond and covers every inquantifiable possibility and impossibility without having to go into tedious detail.

Somewhere in the inquantiverse there may be alien life like our own.

by Ace Telekinesis February 20, 2008

Inquizit

To ask questions, or interrogate

Tim will need to inquizit the rest of the brain trust to ensure accuracy of Gary's statement of when he will return.

by Dinquizitor April 7, 2011

Inquisitor

The inquisitor has dedicated his life to finding and eliminating practitioners of evil magic and defeating the forces of darkness. His god has provided him with special abilities toward that end.

Sort of a cleric/warrior.

by smurf August 23, 2004