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tanning injections

Tanning injections refer to the injection of one of the melanotan peptides (melanotan-1 and melanotan II) to develop pigmentation in one's skin thus allowing individuals who ordinarily cannot tan or have difficulty doing so (fitzpatrick skin type I and type II, ie: redheads and gingers) to be able to do so. See: Melanotan.org
United Kingdom Jordan's (Katie Price) boyfriend was amazingly tanned from having used tanning injections.
by melanotan September 23, 2009
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One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!
by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011
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some sort of an infection from shaving or something

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.
by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008
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bitch infection

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE: Ability to make others feel like total sacks of crap for no reason; causes others to turn to stone with a mere glance; condescends continuously, followed by backhanded self-serving compliments; practices emotional terrorism with reckless abandon.
"I'm sure she bites the heads off of kittens for fun! Textbook bitch infection!"
by anonymous34 May 5, 2007
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SQL injection

A web hacking technique which invloves submitting information to a web script which uses SQL databases (for instance a username/password checking script) which modifies the code of the script to gain unauthorized access to anything from databases to server commands.
That website was too easy to gain admin access to. All I had to do was use SQL injection in the admin login script.
by Powersurge December 12, 2004
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Scottish Inventions

There is a saying in Scotland ,"Wha's Like Us?", which means Who Compares? Below is a Brief summary of Genius from our small Nation, Although Factual it should be read with tongue in Cheek Especially if you are English.

The average Englishman in the home he call his castle slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh (Mac)from Glasgow, Scotland.
En-route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam (Tar Macadam)of Ayr, Scotland.
He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop,(DUNLOP Tyres) Veterinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.
During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, Scotland.
He watches the news on television, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.
Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.
He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot, King James VI, who authorized its translation.
He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world Whisky.
He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.
If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given chloroform, an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.
Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland.

Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask:

"Wha's Like Us"
Scottish Inventions? "Wha's Like Us?
by Alba gu Brath July 7, 2006
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iFection

A virus that affects exploits the Mac OS.
I was trying to finish editing my movie about Amish skate punks when my MacBook got an iFection and crashed, losing a night's worth of work.
by GregJH January 27, 2008
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