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The Illusion of Facebook

The theory that Facebook is just like heroin.

Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.

Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Guy #1: Bro theres a huge four kegger out at the lake tonight! Let's pick up some bitches and get shit faced!

Guy #2: Naw man I'm gonna stay in tonight and go on Facebook.. theres this girl thats going to be in my class at AU next year, I'm gonna rail her!

Guy #1: No, you're not. You're being deceived by the Illusion of Facebook.
by baller4 August 11, 2009
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Texting Illusion

A reference to when somebody pulls out their cell phone in front of their friends and acts like he or she is texting to give the illusion that he or she is cool, popular, and important.
"Everyone thinks Jenny is so cool and popular because she is texting all the time. But its really just a texting illusion. She never texts anybody."
by Haywood Giblomi February 16, 2009
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Illusion Girl

A girl that from a distance, appears quite attractive, but up close is very ugly.
Ben: Damnnn bro, check out that chick over there!! She's fine.

David: Nah man, she's just an illusion girl.
by LookBensOnline September 16, 2012
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Inclusivity Bias

A special occurrence in place of media, celebrities and/or activist acts if he/she/they is inclusive, when in reality, said individual is biased toward a specific group of people, when writing the scenario for said media. They also tend to side with social justice and woke bloggers mainly to hide their controversy.
One of the writer of High Guardian Spice used her inclusivity to push her bias views against man. Saying that she wants to "kill all man" on Twitter. If she is a man then she would be called out for this for "kill all woman" tweet. Thus she is a example of a Inclusivity Bias as she is part of the group that hides any forms of controversy.
by CherubPrime October 16, 2022
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illusion lounge

Best local band since Rufaldo and the Argonauts. This band kicks some major ass, and their singer is so much better than anyone else. You know you like them.
Illusion Lounge just played the biggest venue in the world tonight.
by Mr. Gill June 23, 2006
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Illusion Of Gold

Things that seem to look good or work on the outside are in fact broken. It is the illusion of success when in reality it is the complete opposite. It is Donald Trump.
Donald Trump likes to talk big things but everyone knows its just an Illusion of Gold.
by LongStyle July 23, 2017
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Inclusickness

An illness marked by people who pretend to be offended for others being left out.
Wow I’d she actually using that inclusickness excuse again?
by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021
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