position impossible

whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.

lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible

by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007

impork

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech September 25, 2008

impoketent

The inability to return a "poke" to someone on Facebook, when they have been poked.

Hey Baby, why didn't you poke me back? Were you impoketent?

by Jenny Jimenez April 2, 2011

importantance

valued by everyone but on a scale above anything relative to measurement. Way above.

The importantance of Lenny in Las Tres Puertas is unparelleled and indescribable. Ademas, inexplicable.

by MeScrapper May 20, 2011

important security message

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.

Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!

by Celifrog August 5, 2015

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Import model

A type of model that usually models for the tuned import cars scene. Most of them are usually asian, some are caucassion though!

Guy1: Dude that import model is hot!
Guy2: Yea I wish she can model for my car..
Guy1: No man you drive a corvette! go home!!

by JJJJJJJJ4234 June 11, 2006