impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

by jammyboil April 28, 2007

nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.

Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 15, 2008

tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 02, 2021

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 07, 2021

Imposed Ventral Impalement

Ventral Impalement which happens to be imposed. Grindcore band emerging from the ghetto of St.Pölten, Austria.

I can't believe that Imposed Ventral Impalement put out a new EP. My favourite song's called "Eating the Hooker I Just Killed"

by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 13, 2024

Impalation

Impalation is the act of being impaled. Impalation causes pieces of your body to exit your pilates.

Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.

by The Best Squirrel Monkey March 14, 2023

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick February 20, 2016