iceland plumber

When a tube of toothpaste is judiciously applied to the anal cavity and left throughout the day.

Bro, my ass feels so minty from this Iceland plumber i gave myself.

by Centipenis December 3, 2010

iceland plumber

a form of either self or group pleasure; it is performed when one applies a liberal dosing of toothpaste to the extremities of the lower intestine (see anus). its origins can be traced to the ancient greeks. not to be confused for the Finnish Card-swipe.

ashley was a tad horny. Without her toys, she found herself a tube of toothpaste and proclaimed, "Tonight, I will perform the iceland plumber!"

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

iceland black eye

a man takes their penis and slaps it across the girls face until the eye and penis are bruised.

the girl complained so i gave her a iceland black eye

by laqweesha January 8, 2007

iceland lumberjack

When a man puts an ice pack on his dick until it’s gets cold then yells timberr as he proceeds to smack his partner with his wood

“I hit my girl with an Iceland lumberjack jays night!”

by Widdokiddo October 12, 2018

Iceland Lezbo Sex

Two lesbians in Iceland going outside naked so their nipples become cold and as they enlarge they stick them up eachothers assholes followed by uncontrolled fudge packing.

I could see those two chicks having Iceland Lezbo Sex!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Iceland Snow

Cocaine in Iceland.

"Bjork predicts a 30% chance of Iceland Snow in her forecast."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009

Iceland air

when a female puts an ice cube in her vagina and proceeds to jump on a mans penis.

Jenna filled her vag with ice cubes and my cock. It was like I was flying on Iceland air.

by str8 droppin quarters June 14, 2012