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I gotta sexy 

Phrase used for the aquisition of an airstrike following 5 straight kills with no deaths in the videogame Call of Duty 4.
Eric: Does anyone have a UAV?
Chris: I do. Why?
Eric: Because, I gotta sexy!
Thomas: Oh no, everybody hide!
Nate: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I gotta sexy by tface October 12, 2009

i gotta make crappers 

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.
1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.

I gotta bounce 

Bounce on your — *points at your pee pee place* — boys' dick.
Chad: Hey broskis, I gotta bounce.
Virgins: Yeah sure.
Chad: On your *points violently* boys' dick.
Chad: Ha! Gotem! *Dabs aggresively*

I gotta step outside 

What a person says when they have to go outside and poot.
Man, I gotta step outside and poot.
I gotta step outside by TBoneHSHS December 3, 2005

According to Sophocles, I gotta get outta here!!! 

This phrase is used when you are caught up in your words, and aren't making any sense, and you need to get out as soon as possible, so you decide to turn to a famous playright to make yourself look educated and get out of the situation before it is too late!!!
"If you have a goat as a pet, it will eat everything!" "Well, DUH, that's why they call them goats!!!" OH god, according to Sophocles, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye 

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet
I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye