hypersoon

...not coming soon. or ever.

the new _______ will be available hypersoon. no kidding.

by j1515 July 7, 2008

hyperloop

A circular "loop" that occurs when trying to navigate a service-oriented website in which the user diligently and patiently follows instructions but ends up running in circles without achieving the desired goal.

"I actually tried to navigate the site to pay the $2.99 in case XM radio online is no longer free, but I'm afraid I'm caught in a hyperloop."

by Randolph Scott July 27, 2009

Hyperbloggingism

Overactivity of the blogging mind, resulting in a rapid heartbeat and an increased rate of metabolism.

I was on such a roll my heartbeat skyrocketed and I knew that I must have hyperbloggingism.

by Hyper blogger November 30, 2011

hypersnorf

Snorfing extremely hard

Bro, if you keep hypersnorfing, I'll kick you in the testicles.

by bepisvsconk May 23, 2017

Hyperbowling

When someone engages in so much hyperbole, it becomes a sport

Sargon of Akkad likes hyperbowling against progressive ideas.

by CptAwesomesauce December 20, 2017

Hyperclotous

Hyperclotous means you have less or no eyelashes.

I didnt notice you had Hyperclotous.

by Evelyn Brown May 17, 2018

Hypercloutiameria

When someone has no clout

Sir, I have some bad news for you. You were diagnosed with Hypercloutiameria

by OooferMan343 June 6, 2018