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Humpty Hog Fuckin

The act of mating with an extremely large women, typically at least 300 lbs., from behind while waving a straw hat about your head and screaming sooooo eeeeeee!!!!!
Mike, I got so faced this weekend! I woke up and found a video of me after the rodeo doing some Humpty Hog Fuckin.
by Ice Man 6572 June 27, 2016
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Humpty Doodle

Anything and everything to do with sex. A less vulgar approach to the many sexual acts.
"They did the humpty doodle all night long."
"Do you want to do the humpty doodle with me?"
"My favorite part of life, is the humpty doodle."
by xohotmess April 3, 2008
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Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010
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Humpty Dumpty word

Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass
Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.
by Fearman December 23, 2007
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Humpty Dumpty

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
by The Fate October 16, 2011
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Humpty Dump

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.
by JonathanChance October 1, 2003
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