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Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.
Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo
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Hempster

Similar to the stoner stereotype, but different in the way that these people can function at high levels doing such thing like post secondary education while still smoking marijuana on a daily basis.
i dont understand hempsters this guy in my chem clas comes to class every day smelling like marijuana yet scores higher on tests than me
by noodlelegs November 24, 2011
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hampsterhead

A fat bald guy with a beefy head
I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.
by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006
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hampster

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.
by hardxcunt July 12, 2006
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cat in the hampster

A term used when a furry object that can scratch and or bite is placed in a large smelly vacancy surrounded by dirty laundry.
Dude, did you see that movie where the guy puts a cat in the hampster?
by irish89 January 23, 2008
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hupster

Hispanic + Yuppie + Hipster; Embodies all things yupster of "hispanic" origin. Usually refers to themselves as Latina/os but will strategically refer to themselves as "Hispanic" when it is to their benefit. Enjoys music which they refer to as eclectic; everything from old school hip hop, 80s new wave and Spanish language groups such as Cafe Tacuba and Nortec Colective. However hupsters especially enjoy ironic 1950's doo-wop music in Spanish. Hupsters like to poke fun at their Latino backgrounds while in groups of other hupsters, but will take offense when non-Latinos try to do the same. They love attending hip new events and pointing out that they were into it before it became "mainstream." Hupsters are fashionistas with an edge. Male hupsters love to wear guayaberas as everyday wear and female hupsters enjoy "Frida Kahlo looking" earrings and necklaces that are centerpieces of an outfit.
Monte is such a hupster. After graduating from college Monte, whose full name is Montezuma, moved back to the "east-side" of Los Angeles to refurbish a turn of the century "fixer upper" Victorian. Lately, he enjoys hosting "painting parties" where his "west-side" friends join him for painting by day and by evening drinking vintage cocktails on the new deck he just paid his cholo cousins to install. His cholo cousins are not invited to stay for the evening.
by Marie Antoinette I February 22, 2010
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Hampster Cage

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage
by clgdswr August 28, 2009
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