Humboldtitis

The weird delusional, narcissist headspace that mostly men, but some women, exist in who come from Humboldt county. A self entitled, egotistical attitude that places themselves as the most important person on earth, allowing them to not give a shit about others, to be the most self entitled white dudes at any vacation spot, and over all, just rude, uneducated shitheads with to much money from growing weed in the hills.

Ya, he flew to Mexico in the middle of 'rona because it was his birthday, and "the government is a lie bro" dude got that Humboldtitis bad

by Twelve Dicks March 3, 2022

Humbole

(Verb) a synonym for the verb humble.
It is a joke word made by Dutch Surinamese-Indian people (Hindoestanen) that sounds like the sarnami words hum bole which mean I tell you.

I am going to Humbole you
You are going to lose and get humboled

by Biryanibruv December 7, 2024

Humboldt Squid

An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family

Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid

by anonymous July 28, 2024

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026

Southern Humboldt

Where true capitalists are born. Where the best weed is grown. Lots if hot girls and amazing weather. You should defineltly stop by sometime. The redwood trees are a bonus.

I live in Southern Humboldt aka SoHum

by Humboldtgrowndreams November 21, 2013

The Humboldt Harrier

A cryptid found in far Northern California on the many abandoned beaches. It makes it's home in the small caves and ventures out only to feed on beach goers who litter. Nearly all of the missing persons cases can be linked back to this mysterious cryptid. Nobody lives to tell the tale.

Where did your new neighbor go? Didn't they just move in?

Yeah, well-- they aren't coming back, the Humboldt Harrier got them.

by WocketInMyPocket September 11, 2021