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queso huevos

chesse balls or what it really means is cheese eggs
Dude i want some queso huevos right about now.
by rickyrossy March 4, 2008
mugGet the queso huevosmug.

huevos salados

A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.

(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )
Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!

(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)
by Mark H February 23, 2004
mugGet the huevos saladosmug.

Huevos Peludos

Translates to "hairy eggs" but means hairy balls. Huevos peludos causes the "Huevos" nut sack to sweat more and get fomunda cheese (cheese from unda the nuts). Huevos peludos feels more natural and if well maintained the oil from the sweat keeps the itching from happening. When shaved and cleaned too much, you get more itch.
"That guy Greg loves Huevos peludos in his boca." "I haven't shaved my balls in 10 years so I have some "huevos peludos". "She loves my huevos peludos"
by longneto June 21, 2012
mugGet the Huevos Peludosmug.

huevos rancheros

Rancher eggs in english latin slang for testicules
We was playin tetherball i hit the ball and it hit him in the huevos rancheros
by CLO July 16, 2005
mugGet the huevos rancherosmug.

huevos rancheros

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."
My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros
by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009
mugGet the huevos rancherosmug.

Chest Huevos

Man, it's that time of the month; my chest huevos hurt
by SopeKeppsYouClean April 30, 2020
mugGet the Chest Huevosmug.

Hacerle huevos

Term to express a situation in wish you have to push yourself over the limit. Situation that requires courage to overcome.
I can't beat that big mothafucka.. either you beat him or he'll fuck u over, Hay que hacerle huevos!
by StrayWolf February 22, 2017
mugGet the Hacerle huevosmug.

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