holidelay

When a business decision or project is delayed due to the chaos of days off, vacations and general apathy towards the end of December.

Worker 1: You know how we were hoping to make the purchase by December 15th. We missed that so it won't happen until January.

Worker 2: Another holidelay. Now the project won't get finished until spring.

by xtremerange December 20, 2012

Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

Barbeque Holiday

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.

Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

by Fizzy Bubblech July 2, 2017

Hobliferated

The feeling of having one's mind blown.

Oh man! That movie was awesome! I'm totally hobliferated!

by sqr acv August 1, 2011

hair hatted houligans

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

hair hats hair hatted houligans weave bitch bitches hoes hoe whore whores simp simps nigga niggas

by redbonegal September 15, 2013

hoalition

A coalition of hoes, usually two or more.

She brought the whole hoalition wit her and THEY ran a train on ME. It was terrible. I aint never been raped before, dawg.

by pumpfist December 14, 2005

holiday heart

sudden, acute chest pains brought on by excessive vacation partying including hard drugs, fatty foods, and alcohol;

I partied all weekend and caught a bitchin case of holiday heart

by berndt.eric May 24, 2007