Houdini

When you feel as if you're about to shit and nothing comes out.

Just a pure gas bubble

I had a Houdini in class
...Luckily

by [e-mail] April 23, 2010

Houdini

1: A poop that mysteriously disappears when you stand up to flush.

2: Having to poop but managing to squeeze a fart around it. Thus defying the laws of poop gravity.

Example 1:
I'm telling you... I got up to flush and the 2 hour terd was gone. Total Houdini.

Example 2:
I thought I was going to shart for a minute there but I Houdinied it.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Houdini

As you are hate fucking a skank from behind as you are getting ready to spray baby batter on her, you pull out and begin jerking off as you spit on her back. When she thinks you are done cumming, she turns around and is surprised when you unleash a fury of love juice into her eyes.

I surprised that dirty whore with a houdini!

by Random Fuckin Hero September 20, 2007

Houdini

An act of sex when a male is in the middle of anal with a female, until pulling out, having someone else they know slide their sexual organ back into the butthole, while the first male runs to the outside of the house and waves to the female.

"HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE!?!?!?!"
"It's a prank bro! HAHA, HOUDINI! "

"I'm mad at my husband"
"Why?"
"He pulled a Houdini on me"

by Dick_Cheese69 May 29, 2016

Houdini

The act of loosing a condom inside a girl.

I was having sex with this chic when all of a sudden i pulled a Houdini.

by Crackerjack1377 December 24, 2014

Houdini

Do a girl from behind. Let her know you're about to finish. Spit in her back. When she turns around shoot your load on her face. Yell Houdini

Hey brian how was your butt sex last night....it was great until my gay buddy pulled a houdini on me.

by BB men November 08, 2005

Houdini

While giving anal sex, pretend to ejaculate. When your partner turns around and faces you, ejaculate in their face.

I wanted to play a trick on Martha, so I totally houdinied when we were having sex.

by TDizzle August 20, 2005