you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"
by TheMule September 17, 2008
Get the hundred-yard hottie mug.The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.
by Free6000 December 17, 2008
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by The shiney Hippo May 16, 2009
Get the Silver Round Hottie mug.A chick that is chunky, but still hot. Often blonde, with lots of make-up. Though heavy, she still takes care of herself. Think Anna Nicole Smith.
by Babystewey January 4, 2006
Get the hottapottamus mug.a guy who, usually in a social setting, is the "liability of the pack." He is extremely confident and comes across as cocky to most, but deep down he's a big teddy bear. He's always out to have a good time, flirts a lot and has cheeky banter. However, if women are too keen, he tends to respond with indifference. This makes women fall for him obsessively as they want to be the "one" to change his reckless ways and convince him to settle down and boyfriend them. Scottie Too Hottie tends to come up with ridiculously catchy phrases for his team members, is the life of the party but will "ghost" as he gets easily bored. He likes to take selfies, especially topless in front of mirrors.
by QueenieAngel April 23, 2020
Get the Scottie Too Hottie mug.This term refers to a girl that is so hot that when males see her they spooge in their pants. They normally have a big racks, and faces built for cumshots.
"damn son look at that hottiemonjaro, I totally spooged all in my pants and shit, I wish i had a girl like that to be all blowing me and giving me a ditty and shit fosho"
"damn that hottiemonjaro has a huge rack I would love to give her face a HUGE cumshot"
"damn that hottiemonjaro has a huge rack I would love to give her face a HUGE cumshot"
by the st3 October 3, 2005
Get the hottiemonjaro mug.A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.
by MikeBigD July 23, 2010
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