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alabama hotpocket

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.
dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.
by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009
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Hotpocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"
by PTSpice July 6, 2009
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compton hotpocket

Shitting in a girls/guys ass and using it as lube.
I gave Bovice the compton hotpocket last night.
by Megly Dandersen March 2, 2008
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hot pockets

Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".

Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."
by Sybarite June 28, 2006
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Texas Hotpocket

You take a Shit on a Female's Vagina, Which then You pack it in with your Dick, Therefore Creating a Texas Hotpocket
Helro! Why did you give her a texas hotpocket!
by BobSanders5554555 February 21, 2009
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Vegan Hotpocket

My neighbor said his wife can now share her Vegan Hotpocket.
by ReduxGM October 12, 2011
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Hot pockets

Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)
Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.
by My yee 2 January 17, 2021
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