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Snatch Hatch

Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.
I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!
by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007
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starsky and hutch

Is a starting hand in the porker variation "Texas Holdem'" consisting of a king and a jack.
He paired his Starsky and Hutch to beat my pocket aces, what a donkey!
by graniteplan March 8, 2011
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snatch hatch

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve herselfin certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the female that uses it without interferance from any (straight) male influence.
Hey Amber! Have you seen Chris' new furniture in the snatch hatch? It's EPIC!
by Q.Q. Moore June 11, 2011
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Snatch Hatch

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!
by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007
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sex hatch

can i coress your sex hatch caitlin
by mysterious fag June 25, 2006
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slach-hooch

a slutty ass female that thinks she is hot.
look at that smelly ass slach-hooch she is always hitting on me
by Dalton February 28, 2005
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hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self
"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."
by gingervitus May 7, 2008
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