hot pocket side dish

A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.

Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn

"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"

"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."

by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016

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East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.

When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!

by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019

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Hot Pocket Hangover

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.

"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"

by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009

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