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hosiesexual

having sexual feelings and being attracted to hope mikaelson and josie saltzman and wanting so bad that hosie and

daylee will happen
if you are just in love with hope mikaelson and josie saltzman or danielle rose russell and kaylee bryant and want hosie and daylee to happen so much then believe me you are hosiesexual
by hosie is sexy December 31, 2020
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Dick Hopes

The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.
Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.
by Dr. Don February 10, 2014
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Hostess cupcake

the filling of a black woman with a white man's cum.
Damn that white boy did a hostess cupcake to that girl...
by Dan Lisk September 30, 2006
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hopesfall

a really good band, that rocks loads
rocker 1: what is your fave band
rocker 2: hopesfall, they rock
by emma101 March 29, 2005
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TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED

When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.
The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.
by Rifle October 22, 2008
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Hostess caker

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.
"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.
by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010
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Hostess Clusterfuck

A sandwich consisting of 2hostess twinkies, 1hotess dingdong, and 2 Hostess Snowballs.

Put one snowball facedown then place your two twinkies on to then put your ding dong on top of your two placed twinkies. Top it all off with a snowball face down.

WARNINGS:
Heart Failing
Burning sensation in the throught.
Sweeting
Heat Stroke
Diabeaties
by Hotess Master November 13, 2011
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