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Horseplay

V: The act of two or more horses playing.
Jimmy: Wow, look at those silly horses playing in the yard!
Dad: Yah, jackass, it’s called horseplay. Now get your shit and move out, you idiot.
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horseblanket

A term to elicit shock, confusion, and intrigue when used in conversations regarding sex. The term has no actual definition. However, the word horseblanket sparks imagination and curiosity for the people engaged in such explicit conversations.
Chris: I finally convinced her to give me a blumpkin last night!
Everyone: hahaha.... Noice bro!... gross ewww....
Kevin: Oh yea? well I gave my main chick the horseblanket last night. She hasn't looked me in the eye since.
Everyone: Woah... I think i've seen that in a hentai once... WTF is a horseblanket!!
by BowserBallz October 14, 2016
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horses ass (horsespatut)

a person that consistently does foolish or stupid things. An irrational person that makes little or no sense. Obnoxious person
He was the biggest horsesass I have ever seen.
by Gary Gonzales September 1, 2005
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horseland

Horseland is a free interactive game once supported by mature older kids. Horseland has now turned gay and faggy. Horseland is run by 'Lil green people who crawl up your ass and nest in your hair. Horseland has many two faced ugly Moderators that are losers in the real world. Any person signing up for a account will be chased to the gates of hell and beaten over the head with a baseball bat. horseland has over 4 million players, that means that there is yet another 4 million mentally fucked and unproductive members of socity In America, United Kingdon, Canada and surronding areas. There is also chats such as Basic Chat Three B3 that used to be filled with cool people but is now just over run by 10 year olds claiming to be emo and hardcore. There is also Basic Chat 2 B2 where all the B3 rejects go and cut themselves. There is also Bubblechat where all the Fruitcakes and perverts go hump the other bubbles
IN B3

hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
emodude45554:: Lets have sex on horseland messages
MODERATER:: Let's have a threesom!
hottgirl90078:: Yayy!
by Hawkington =]] January 11, 2009
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horse slap

by the holy slug July 17, 2003
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Horseswallow

William? A ladies man? Horseswallow!
by Friar Re November 6, 2019
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horseshack

1. Character defined in the comedy show "welcome back Kotter"

2. Dead cattle
The coyotes got loose in my pasture. Look at all this horseshack.
by Bekkalynnb October 16, 2023
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