Horizontally Challenged

An overweight person.

I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here!

by Mr Natural July 2, 2007

horizontally dropped

Breaking a cellular phone by throwing it.

I will be out of contact for a while, my phone was horizontally dropped.

by ShimSham May 14, 2017

Horizontally Tall

The posh way of saying fat.

This geezer at the chicken shop is Horizontally Tall

by xXSuperKIDDXx October 2, 2018

Double Horizontal

The act of two people having sex while laying down horizontally on to one another.

"I want to bust a double horizontal on yo ass."

by Phi-boy April 24, 2003

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

horizontal lambada

It means exactly what it implies... Sex. Known in some old skool club circles as a very classic club tune from the mid 90's by DJ Lace. Features the "We're gonna have an orgasm" samples.

"Say girl/guy, would you like to dance the horizontal lambada with me?"

by clubby1 April 15, 2008

horizontal polka

Hungarian for sex

At the drive-in, the teenagers did the horizontal polka.

by Jesus Of Nazereth September 14, 2003