by Terrober July 09, 2021
When someone responds to an article/headline/meme and gives a knee jerk response based on what they think their political tribe wants to hear.
Last week Karen said Trump should get impeached because he incited violence, but if you look at her tweets, she said violence during BLM is justified. She's playing political hopscotch.
by idontwanttomakeupapseudonym February 15, 2021
The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.
Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"
Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"
Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"
by Black7Ninja January 01, 2012
by sage.pinkie July 26, 2022
Where a man lays down in bed and a fat bitch jumps all over his ad if they were playing hopscotch. The boobs should also hit the man laying down.
by BumCheeksStick October 25, 2019
Being extremely messed up
The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy
The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy
Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch
I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night
I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night
by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013
by L&b03 June 24, 2017