Hoot a Gurt

To smoke a cigarette.

Carl: Yo wanna hoot a gurt?

Andy: What the fuck does that mean?

Hoot a Gurt by Jalaqueshawnduh April 17, 2011

Hoot-tanks 

large breasts on a woman as said by Southwestern Vermont vernacular.

Damn! Lookie here at dem dere Hoot-tanks!

Hoot-tanks by mrhenhouse June 12, 2011

Rim Hoot

When you put your vape pen in a girls ass, take a hoot, and blow it into her vagina.

So Joe went to Sophia's house and she made him rim hoot her all weekend long.

Rim Hoot by bob4564 November 14, 2014

Hoot and a Holler 

A party or event that was quite the banger.

That party last Friday was a Hoot and a Holler

Hoot and a Holler by ChaseTheMidgetBoy May 23, 2019

i dont give a hoot  

not give two shits,
used in the song "pork and beans"

i'll go ahead and waste my time
i dont give a hoot about what you think!

i dont give a hoot by Douche McFagen January 14, 2009

hoot ride 

Any ride in the local area in which smoking marijuana is the primary objective.

Hey man, let's go for a quick hoot ride.

hoot ride by Philly B November 20, 2007

hoot nig 

Hoot nig is someone who plays too much mario brothers on the television set.

"What r u hoot nigs up to?". "Awe jus playin some mario brothers before going to the beach."

hoot nig by hootneegs July 25, 2009