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Hoopstat

a drunken word used to piss off friends... it deprives from the common T9 word form of texting with a drunk text influence.. originally the word was suppost to be "important" but later on was changed to anger friends and boyfriends and girl friends
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Ashley sends text to Cody

"im with riley something hoopstat just happend"

Cody: whats hoopstat?

Ashley: i dunno

Cody: FUCKING tell me already

Riley sends cody a text saying

"hey cody me and ashley are hoopstating"
by big boyer May 27, 2009
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Homewrecker hoops

Homewrecker hoops are large, hoop (almost always circular) earrings sometimes worn by a homewrecker. While the hoops themselves have no special power, when combined with a quality homewrecker the hoops take on a synergistic allure. In the context of homewrecker hoops, this scenario typically involves a homewrecker female targeting a "happily married" male.
J: "Hey, you see that girl across the bar?"
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."

(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."
by PineapplePizza117 June 18, 2022
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nigger hooves

Shoes worn by black people, e.g. Nike.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.
Fraz expressed some interest in wearing nigger hooves, feel free to send him a PM.
by Kizuel April 15, 2008
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hopesick

a condition of extreme, or long sustained, wishful thinking that do not correlate with reality.
- He acts as if they were a couple, but she seems to treat him as a friend.

- Don´t mention it, he´s completely delusional and hopesick.
by terminal1 October 18, 2010
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hooker hoops

Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.

Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.

Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.

* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
'Ere, Debz, they got them noo hooker hoops in Argos nah innit.
by Lady S August 15, 2007
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hoopelhead

an ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-dick, dumb-ass cocksucker.
E.B. Farnum is a hoopelhead.
by Joe Wilson April 18, 2005
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Hoopsnake

Hoopsnakes are dangerous snakes native to Australia. Commonly found in bushland and the outback, Hoopsnakes are NOT lethal, but are still dangerous when confronted. Although usually quite timid animals, Hoopsnakes have been known to chase down and attack animals and humans during their breeding period. If bitten by the Hoopsnake, headaches, vomiting, and temporary blindness and paralysis may occur.

What makes the Hoopsnake different from other snakes in the world is their ability to to roll, in a way much like a wheel or hula-hoop (hence the name, Hoopsnake). They bite onto their tail, which is very thick and callused, and use their strengthened spines to roll into a circular shape and roll around. Using this method, the Hoopsnake can reach up to 60km/h.

Although lots is known about the Hoopsnakes, they are not not very well known as they should be. They were never featured on any of Steve Irwin's television programs or his movies, which is quite disappointing. The Hoopsnake is a beautiful creature which deserves to be known throughout the world.
There is no definite breeding season with Hoopsnakes, as they breed year round. A female Hoopsnake will find a new mate every year. Couples only breed once a year, with the female laying around 10 to 15 eggs in a batch. On average, only 8 survive, due to the Hoopsnake being the main food source of eagles and hawks.

Hoopsnakes feed on small marsupials such as biblies, mice, rats and quolls. Baby hoopsnakes often eat crickets and other small insects. Hoopsnakes live around 8 years, and in their life time have been known to grow up to 1.5 metres long. They range from a light, olive green to a darker black in colour, depending on the age. This is why it is extremely difficult to identify the Hoopsnake, because the colours are so different.

Bazza: Mate! Saw a Hoopsnake the other day, almost hit it in me Holden - bloody beautiful creature!

Davo: Bloody oath!
by aussiebro November 13, 2011
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